Why aren't you dating the person you like?
where i live its socially unacceptable to date lizards
Connection between you and the last person who text messaged you?
mutual stalkers. i know it doesnt make much sense that two people stalk each other but it sure makes life interesting. youd have no idea the number of staring contests weve had from across rooms or hallways
How did you and your number 1 become friends?
i had a parachute, she didnt
What do you really think of Starbucks Coffee?
i dont think that i like the idea of Deer-like animals who act like movie stars making coffee
What is the last piercing you got?
i just got my fingernail done
How do you feel about smoking?
depends on what is smoking
my house: no
my dad's friend with a ponytail: YES!
Are you a jealous person?
im not very jealous of dead people because im more alive then they will ever hope to be
Last time you felt bad about something?
Is there any drug you take everyday?
i feel like drug implies that it is bad, but i would prefer no body judge the fact that i inject jello into my bloodstream
How did you and your number 2 become friends?
there was only one immunity idol left, and two of us.
Did you ever lose a friend?
yeah, but you cant really blame me, i mean, IKEA is a really big store.
What are you doing right now?
running down a volcano with lava on my tail, just thought id fill this out while i was running cause i was kinda bored.
Do you have any tattoos?
i have the words "until death do us fart" on my left butt cheek.
Do you drink water?
i pretty much stick to gasoline and giraffes blood
When is the last time you saw number 1 on your top friends?
as she stared up from the bottom of the freshly dug grave and i was slowly shoveling dirt over her head...
What was the last thing you cried about?
the lack of polar bears in my bed
If you were a crayon what color would you be?
see through... think about it...
Favorite type of Food?
Did you ever lose a friend?
yeah, but you cant really blame me, i mean, IKEA is a really big store.
What are you doing right now?
running down a volcano with lava on my tail, just thought id fill this out while i was running cause i was kinda bored.
Do you have any tattoos?
i have the words "until death do us fart" on my left butt cheek.
Do you drink water?
i pretty much stick to gasoline and giraffes blood
When is the last time you saw number 1 on your top friends?
as she stared up from the bottom of the freshly dug grave and i was slowly shoveling dirt over her head...
What was the last thing you cried about?
the lack of polar bears in my bed
If you were a crayon what color would you be?
see through... think about it...
Favorite type of Food?
gopher
Do you drink?
if i can avoid liquids entirely I will. I am a smelly individual.
Favorite Month?
Xapord
Have you ever fired a gun?
yeah but it was straight into the head of 50 cent, i dont like to talk about it
How many pillows do you sleep with?
im pretty monogamist with my pillows. i once heard of this tramp named cindy, i kid you not, she slept with 8 pillows at once.
When will you kiss the last person you kissed?
when my lips touch theirs.
Do you find piercings attractive?
if i am wearing a magnet suit, then yes.
Who was the last person you sat next to?
martin luther king JR.
Do you smile often?
not since... the accident.
Do you drink?
if i can avoid liquids entirely I will. I am a smelly individual.
Favorite Month?
Xapord
Have you ever fired a gun?
yeah but it was straight into the head of 50 cent, i dont like to talk about it
How many pillows do you sleep with?
im pretty monogamist with my pillows. i once heard of this tramp named cindy, i kid you not, she slept with 8 pillows at once.
When will you kiss the last person you kissed?
when my lips touch theirs.
Do you find piercings attractive?
if i am wearing a magnet suit, then yes.
Who was the last person you sat next to?
martin luther king JR.
Do you smile often?
not since... the accident.
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
i rip the paper off everything. i leave a trail of paper behind me because ijust rip it off everything.
If you were being chased by an alligator, what would you do?
i would think to myself "holy fucking christ, if i am going so slow that the speed of this alligator is a threat to me, i need to seriously consider running faster"
Can you imagine yourself living in a cardboard box?
i can imagine myself living in all types of boxes
Is someone on your mind right now?
no, and im glad because ive had someone sit on my head before and i didnt enjoy it.
Would you ever change for a boy/girl?
if they were alllergic to the material i was wearing
Are your parents over the age of 40?
my parents are 5 years old
Do you like hugs?
it stings when people touch me
Would you rather trade lives with a famous person?
would i rather trade lives with a famous person or.... what?
would i rather trade lives with a famous person or.... what?
Are you scared of bugs?
usually if they exceed a height of 4 feet i begin to feel uneasy
Are you a cuddler?
I'm not sure but it sounds sinister
Do you read?
in my religion, reading is not allowed, so if i see a sign coming or anything, i look away. i CAN read, i just dont.
Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
i sleep with a live bear
Have you ever moved?
its funny actually, i have never moved a muscle in my body for as long as i have been alive, its really impressive.
What makes you mad?
people with no eyeballs
its funny actually, i have never moved a muscle in my body for as long as i have been alive, its really impressive.
What makes you mad?
people with no eyeballs
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