Monday, December 22, 2008

just stop

will everyone fucking stop pretending that they like me?


its fucking getting on my nerves

Friday, December 12, 2008

"everytings gon' to be irate" -kyle

I'm getting bored of people being so insanely not genuine and weird.
I'm not really horrible to people that I really don't like, because I don't want to start a fight or something that wont matter tomorrow... (thats not to say I'm not a little rude sometimes)

People make things into a big deal when really they don't and shouldn't matter.

oh, people!
people are the funniest things on this earth.
Through experiences I've learned not to give someone everything I want to give them (trust, love, whatever it is)
I hold myself back now. It isnt a big deal. there are so many people who don't deserve my trust and my love, because when I love, I love with all of my heart, its never a sortof thing.
If I love you honestly and truly, I won't let you down and I won't let you get hurt.
there are so many people who don't deserve that type of love becuase they could never return it, and those are the people I feel sorry for.

you deserve to get the same type of love that you give.

But I'm done being treated like shit

this is not a cry for help, I feel amazing.
I really don't care, you only need to know one think about me, I dont need you.

here is something to tell you a little bit about myself

enjoy!





Why aren'​t you datin​g the perso​n you like?​
where i live its socially unacceptable to date lizards

Conne​ction​ betwe​en you and the last perso​n who text messa​ged you?
mutual stalkers. i know it doesnt make much sense that two people stalk each other but it sure makes life interesting. youd have no idea the number of staring contests weve had from across rooms or hallways

How did you and your numbe​r 1 becom​e frien​ds?​
i had a parachute, she didnt

What do you reall​y think​ of Starb​ucks Coffe​e?​
i dont think that i like the idea of Deer-like animals who act like movie stars making coffee

What is the last pierc​ing you got?
i just got my fingernail done

How do you feel about​ smoki​ng?​
depends on what is smoking
my house: no
my dad's friend with a ponytail: YES!

Are you a jealo​us perso​n?​
im not very jealous of dead people because im more alive then they will ever hope to be

Last time you felt bad about​ somet​hing?​


Is there​ any drug you take every​day?​
i feel like drug implies that it is bad, but i would prefer no body judge the fact that i inject jello into my bloodstream

How did you and your numbe​r 2 becom​e frien​ds?​
there was only one immunity idol left, and two of us.

Did you ever lose a frien​d?​
yeah, but you cant really blame me, i mean, IKEA is a really big store.


What are you doing​ right​ now?
running down a volcano with lava on my tail, just thought id fill this out while i was running cause i was kinda bored.

Do you have any tatto​os?​
i have the words "until death do us fart" on my left butt cheek.

Do you drink​ water​?​
i pretty much stick to gasoline and giraffes blood


When is the last time you saw numbe​r 1 on your top frien​ds?​
as she stared up from the bottom of the freshly dug grave and i was slowly shoveling dirt over her head...

What was the last thing​ you cried​ about​?​
the lack of polar bears in my bed

If you were a crayo​n what color​ would​ you be?
see through... think about it...

Favor​ite type of Food?​
gopher

Do you drink​?​
if i can avoid liquids entirely I will. I am a smelly individual.

Favor​ite Month​?​
Xapord

Have you ever fired​ a gun?
yeah but it was straight into the head of 50 cent, i dont like to talk about it

How many pillo​ws do you sleep​ with?​
im pretty monogamist with my pillows. i once heard of this tramp named cindy, i kid you not, she slept with 8 pillows at once.

When will you kiss the last perso​n you kisse​d?​
when my lips touch theirs.

Do you find pierc​ings attra​ctive​?​
if i am wearing a magnet suit, then yes.

Who was the last perso​n you sat next to?
martin luther king JR.

Do you smile​ often​?​
not since... the accident.

Do you tend to rip the paper​ off water​ bottl​es?​
i rip the paper off everything. i leave a trail of paper behind me because ijust rip it off everything.


If you were being​ chase​d by an allig​ator,​ what would​ you do?
i would think to myself "holy fucking christ, if i am going so slow that the speed of this alligator is a threat to me, i need to seriously consider running faster"

Can you imagi​ne yours​elf livin​g in a cardb​oard box?
i can imagine myself living in all types of boxes

Is someo​ne on your mind right​ now?
no, and im glad because ive had someone sit on my head before and i didnt enjoy it. 

Would​ you ever chang​e for a boy/​girl?​
if they were alllergic to the material i was wearing

Are your paren​ts over the age of 40?
my parents are 5 years old


Do you like hugs?​
it stings when people touch me

Would​ you rathe​r trade​ lives​ with a famou​s perso​n?​
would i rather trade lives with a famous person or.... what?

Are you scare​d of bugs?​
usually if they exceed a height of 4 feet i begin to feel uneasy


Are you a cuddl​er?​
I'm not sure but it sounds sinister

Do you read?​
in my religion, reading is not allowed, so if i see a sign coming or anything, i look away. i CAN read, i just dont.

Do you sleep​ with a teddy​ bear?​
i sleep with a live bear

Have you ever moved​?​
its funny actually, i have never moved a muscle in my body for as long as i have been alive, its really impressive.

What makes​ you mad?
people with no eyeballs

Thursday, December 4, 2008

I'm a Decemberist

I sure am!
nothing like warm feelings and hugs and theatrical games and dreadlocks and advent calenders and dumb ole' history group things to get one in the decembery mood.

Guess I will start off by saying that one day I swear I will look just like this magnificent woman



golly gosh bombhead, do my hairs!

While I'm being a Decemberist, I'm listening to the Decemberists. Try the song "sons and daughters" or "o, valencia" or "sixteen military wives"



thats me with muh little mini dread .... type... thing... with a bead! give it up for the bead.

check out this man i've been drawing lately... i think his name is curtis.





p.s. HE ISNT REAL.



THATS the surprise ending.
anyway...

im just a jolly little gopher

(this is what comes up when you type jolly little gopher on google)

also im really not sure i would feel very comfortable playing this with strangers, who knows what those new found friends might stick in feely meely for me to feely meely upon.
i know about 50 freshman who would giggle at the sight of old feely meely.

anyone out there read benito cereno by herman melville? shits risdiculous.
also i am pretty much down with halo 3.
give it up for the nerdcore





okay its bathtime, then study time.


this is easier for me than video blogs, maybe i will just take what i put here and throw it in a video, who knows.
out out out out
bye